Why is a movie starring women considered a gimmick and a movie starring men is just a normal movie?

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

The director is the only person on the set who has seen the film. Your job as a director is to show up every day and know where everything will fit into the film.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

I'm more of a science head, so I was like, how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back?

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

I eat steamed sea bass and vegetables, and I have no sugar, and only drink soy milk.

You don't have to be born beautiful to be wildly attractive.

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

What we do at LSU is to develop players and make them better.

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

Coaching will become the model for leaders in the future... I am certain that leadership can be learned and that terrific coaches... facilitate learning.

Love itself draws on a woman nearly all the bad luck in the world