Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

Transforming Moment" yes I got it. I Committed. I Tried. I Executed. I Failed. I Motivated. I Succeed.

Perhaps Zeus was king, but I was Spartan, a princess twice over, and queen of Athens besides. I knew my duty. And I would rule my own fate.

Marriage is a team effort. Both of us share that philosophy.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - it turned little people into crass stereotypes.

The best advise is to take it all as if it had been your intention.

Fear is the strongest prison and courage is the only way out!

Just because you're big doesn't mean you can't be an athlete. And just because you work out doesn't mean you're going to have a 12-pack.

The only people who think children are carefree are the ones who've forgotten their own childhood.

I loved American universities. In many ways, they are better organized - certainly than French universities.

Nobody is ever sent to Hell: he or she insists on going there.