Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Anybody can Earn and Die, leaving a will and legacy. Only the courageous ones can give away all they have while they are Alive.

If we can trust each other and leave everything-all our hearts-out on the field, I think we're going to have something to come home to and cheer about.

If human beings were shown what they're really like, they'd either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves.

I personally feel that acting is not totally different from singing and being a musician.

There are always door openings. And gradually, it accumulates. The opportunities open up in front of you.

The eternal problem of the human being is how to structure his waking hours

I don't care if I starve.

A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.

What are you smiling at?’ - ‘Oh, nothing much. Just my hero

I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls.