Why is it he feels some line has been crossed, some boundary transgressed? How much is too much, how far is too far?

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

If life throws you a few bad notes, don't let them interrupt your song.

I can tell you that the job of trying to tell the truth about people whose job it is to hide the truth is about as complicated and difficult as trying to hide it in the first place.

I have a preponderance to look smug in photos; something to do with the way my mouth turns up at the corners.

We never move on FROM the Gospel, we move on IN the Gospel

We are America's Great Lakes people, her freshwater people, not an oceanic but a continental people. Whenever I swim in an ocean, I feel as though I am swimming in chicken soup.

Believe that you have a destiny to be great.

I used to be a real doctor. Now I just play one on TV.

If you replace the word God in the Bible with the word Truth, it reads exactly right.

'Oh and Oh' is a tennis term... It's a nice way of saying you took your opponent to pieces.

Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce.