Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

She seemed to be occupied with of inner chamber of ideas and to have slight need for visible objects.

Seek awaken in the inner spirit.

And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic nor popular - but one must take it because it is right.

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

Try leaving a trail of little sparks of gratitude on your daily trips. You will be surprised how they will set small flames of friendship that will be rose beacons on your next visit.

Great loves were almost always great tragedies. Perhaps it was because love was never truly great until the element of sacrifice entered into it.

Lolitas value independence and beauty above all else.

If you can do more, you should.

A film goes through so many hands, that by the time it's done, it might not resemble what you thought you were making.

What do you do when you finally hear everything you've always thought said aloud?