Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Seeked of self love.

Either a wise man will not go into bunkers, or, being in, he will endure such things as befall him with patience.

[George] Orwell's essays. It's got it all. Great writing, a worldview that I find interesting and useful, and most of it timelessly true.

I definitely miss the rush from wiping out an opponent.

Can capitalism survive? No. I do not think it can.

I want people to know there is more to Somalia than looting and piracy.

To have to be sexy? That I hate. To be outrageously sexy? That I love.

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Romance goes like this: Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl again. The end. It can't be any other way.

I was one who liked to work with my hands as well as my brain.