Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

You never know what people live through. Be kind to all people.

A lot of tragedy would be averted if people didn’t confuse trust with love. I expect my clients to trust me. I really don’t care if they hate me. ~ Brandon Hull

It is just as important that business keep out of government as that government keep out of business.

I believe the vulpine greed of the corporate world is cut from the very same cloth as the tyrant of history.

I personally go to the airport looking like a homeless person, because I think people will leave me alone. But I dress myself with my luggage - all my luggage matches.

I think that what the machines can do, of course, is wonderful, but it's not the same as what the brain can do.

I made two mistakes at the beginning of the season. But I saw Manuel Almunia making mistakes as well, so sometimes you don't know what the thoughts of the coach are.'

One of the reasons why architects are often attracted to philosophers, partially, has to do with making sense of the world around us as well as the making of worlds.

I see something new in 'Gosford Park' every time I watch it.

I have no idea what White House statement was issued, but I stand by it 100 percent.