Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

I like Israel. The fans are incredible. It was the best.

I think I'm attracted to the mystics, to seeing needs in the world. I'm attracted to caring for people who are disenfranchised. I'm attracted to getting rid of worldly possessions.

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.

Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

I've never been a fan of just doing. I like to do things for a reason.

The most dangerous criminal may be the man gifted with reason, but with no morals.

What’s the best way to build a brand for the long term? In a word: culture.

Giving advice isn't as risky as people say. Few ever take it anyway.