Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Just a child. All this time we've feared you, sought you. And you're nothing more than a human child.

The blood jet is poetry and there is no stopping it.

A theatrical on a tight budget really only becomes about generating critical reviews for you and your film, not revenue.

It takes awareness that it's not only not a bad thing to let others do things their own way, it is in fact an improvement. It makes life richer and more interesting.

You want to write something as good as what you've read.

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

Heaven is high, Earth Wide. Bitter between them flies my sorrow.

when I am working I immediately feel hopeful.

It stared at them, and it paused for a hundred years, which transpired in a dozen heart beats.

I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.