Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Humility is not an attribute but a key to development.

Pride rises above and against the knowledge of God, acting as if He is unworthy to be retained in our thoughts.

Any fool can write a bad advertisement, but it takes a genius to keep his hands off a good one.

Tis the final conflict! Let each stand in his place! The international working class shall be the human race!

But certain souls cohere. It's rare but possible. But it takes two powerful wills to make it so.

I can be shy, but I’m not really. I try to be better at overcoming these things people have said.

Life and values do run in cycles.

I'm not President Bush

Painting pictures in our mind of what we want serves as the foundation for greater living and greater relationships.

We now undertake that we cannot rest while millions of our people suffer the pain and indignity of poverty in all its forms.