Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

There are people who think that things that happen in fiction do not really happen. These people are wrong.

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.

The idea of trying to create things that last - forever knowledge - has guided my work for a long time now.

Prayer means lovingly contemplating the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, allowing our hearts to be enkindled to praise and adore the love and omnipotence of the most blessed Trinity.

It takes the pressure off of your better players to know they don't always have to be on top of their game for the team to do well.

The Cambridge ladies who live in furnished souls are unbeautiful and have comfortable minds.

When a parent dies, the whole house of cards comes down.

I woke up one day to the fact that the earth's surface was made for living plants, not industrial plants.

Composers and musicians have always starved and, as this is a sentimental country, we think the tradition should be continued.

If you follow your passion, the world will follow yours.