Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

A woman never sees what we do for her she only sees what we don't do.

I have brought a PS2 on set with me before. But games can be really addicting, and that's dangerous. So I tend to keep it fairly limited on a certain level.

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.

You can never have enough guitars. It's like women and shoes... it's nice to have different paints on your palette.

It is, of course, the first recourse of every elitist to see social barbarism in others.

Anybody can and should dance... It's good for the body and the spirit.

Hey Belieber, never lower your head to anyone who criticizes you, your crown can not drop my princess.

We do not commonly find men of superior sense amongst those of the highest fortune.

Ask any girl what she'd rather be than beautiful, and she'll say more beautiful.

We are so busy measuring public opinion that we forget we can mold it. We are so busy listening to statistics we forget we can create them.