Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Sentiments that glorify humanity know no racial distinction.

Services isolated on business logic can share data sources with other systems.

Be not deceived God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap.

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation.

Political criticism is our enemies' best friend.

Acceptance is an act of the heart. To accept someone is to affirm to them that you think it's a very good thing they are alive.

A library is a feast to which we are all invited.

The day you let go of fear and instead embrace understanding, is the day you begin to live.

I don't like to give out advice. I make suggestions when I get to know somebody a little bit, but I don't know about advice.

E'en from the tomb the voice of nature cries, E'en in our ashes live their wonted fires.