Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Even as far back as when I started acting at 14, I know I've never considered failure.

The one thing I feel is very hopeful, however, is the overwhelming participation of women in the movement for change.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

we are unique individuals with unique experiences

Every human being is entitled to courtesy and consideration. Constructive criticism is not only to be expected but sought.

We all live to a formula. Maybe the secret lies in keeping that formula secret.

We’re stuck in the middle and need to decide what kind of sport do we want to be. Either anything goes and we accept the consequences or take the next step and eliminate fighting.

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird.

My watch say I made it, my chains say I'm rich. Diamonds in my mouth got me talking cash s**t.