Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

We will not agree on every issue. But let us respect those differences and respect one another. Let us recognize that we do not serve an ideology or a political party we serve the people.

I love romantic poetry.

I was not called to be a preacher. I am a speaker who is a Christian. I'm not a Christian speaker.

Geometry is the most complete science.

In Iran, as in all developing countries, they wanted to copy the outside world, without knowing what was good for our own country.

People who were right a lot of the time were people who often changed their minds.

There is only one question: / how to love this world.

Emphasising what's in your control allows you to adopt an attitude of equanimity toward luck. You've done what you can, and from there you have to live with the results - good or bad

Virtually all success depends on trying things that fail.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.