Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I shall soon be quite dead at last in spite of all.

If you really think about it, the stadium can't last forever. There is going to have to come a time when it replaces.

A lot of people don't realize that when you're trying to lose weight, or just trying to stay fit, 85 percent of it is what you eat, and 15 percent of it is how you work out.

The future infrared space telescope will cover that area in a much more efficient manner.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

The older I get, the more convinced I am that the space between people who are trying their best to understand each other is hallowed ground.

When the palace is magnificent, the fields are filled with weeds, and the granaries are empty.

Most developing countries would know Malaysia quite well. Why? It is because we believe in contacts. We offer them some help for training, for example. We call it 'technical cooperation'.

I have two syndicated radio shows though United Stations Radio Network.

A good picture knows how to communicate the emotion that created it.