Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

One who keeps an 'open mind' will be able to see God!

If you think you can't, you're wrong and right

Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.

Hopefully, as I get older in the business, I make my choices more accurately, and I perhaps know from either the script or the first meeting that it isn't going to work.

I don't care who the student is, teachers should never be condescending. That should be the first rule in the teacher handbook.

If we are focusing on our needs, the relationship is in trouble.

American art, like America, must wait and live a while longer.

If we get the federal government out of the classroom, maybe we'll get God back in.

I like to scare myself and throw myself off the deep end.

Every pretty girl is a heartbreaker