Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.

I envision a world in which the vast majority of us are actively striving toward our potential by serving others through mediums we are most passionate.

There was the girl, screaming like an angry bird, When it finds its nest left empt and little ones gone." - Sentry

I'm opposed to abortion because I happen to believe that life deserves the protection of society.

And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store.

A stated truth loses its grace, but a repeated error appears insipid and ridiculous.

Consequently many large railroad systems of heavy capitalization bid fair to run into difficulties on the first serious falling off in general business

We were impressed with the size and scope of the Persian Gulf as we traveled to Islamabad, Pakistan.

I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.

A little grit in the eye destroyeth the sight of the very heavens, and a little malice or envy a world of joys. One wry principle in the mind is of infinite consequence.