Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

I carry fairy dust, pack dry herb and drive a broom. If you don't get that you won't get me, so long, it's my journey.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

I am certain a great many believers and bible readers do believe in social justice.

There will be other words some other day; that is the story of my life.

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

Extreme things are like miracles. Nothing is as boring as a person who is just okay.

There've been a lot more people hurt on astro-turf than grass.

Prayer that is born of meditation upon the Word of God is the prayer that soars upward most easily to God's listening ears.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.