Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

It seems like the best escape games come from Japan for some reason. It makes me proud.

The gods speak to us, and irony is their language.

The luck of having talent is not enough one must also have a talent for luck.

My deep dark secret is that I was a nerd in school. I liked the theater. I liked to study. I wasn't very good at sports.

Tell me what you think and then tell me what the really smart person in the room who disagrees with you thinks.

Whenever you see a man who is successful in society, try to discover what makes him pleasing, and if possible adopt his system.

If you're doing something the same way you have been doing it for ten years, the chances are you are doing it wrong.

I recognize the Republican Party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes and the ark of his safety.

Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder

I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet. But, I literally work all day, every day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, and that's not an exaggeration.