Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.

Sometimes indifference can be so erotic. I think the people who are most dismissive of you get the most of your attention.

Life is hard and it gets worse and worse and worse.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

How beautiful the world was when one looked at it, without searching... just looked, simply and innocently.

If we are to know God, we must read His words, for therein He stands revealed to the honest in heart.

Ronald Reagan wasn't in the establishment of the Republican Party either, nor was Richard Nixon.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

Success will smile at the man who refuses to lie down at the corridor of failure.

I've always had a really great time being in movies and writing music when I get home. The more creative I am, the more it feeds into other creative aspects of my life.