Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

It is no shame to have your heart broken –it is only possible because you dared to lovethe hardest.

Sorry, dear. This isn´t fairy tale. There´s no happily ever after. Just... ever after.

For humans, flying isn't magic, it's physics.

When someone says you can't, look at where they are sitting. Perhaps they meant they can't.

If the poem can be improved by the author's explanations, it never should have been published.

Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.

In America there is not one single element of civilization that is not made to depend, in the end, upon public opinion.

it's doors I'm afraid of because I can't see through them, its the door opening by itself in the wind I'm afraid of.

Wikipedia only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster.

Great men may jest with saints; 'tis wit in them; But, in the less foul profanation.