Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?

There is no normal life, there's just life.

Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

My hypocrisy only goes so far.

Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.

If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

No, thanks, " said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

The selfish man suffers more from his selfishness than he from whom that selfishness withholds some important benefit.

A single-minded purpose gives sacred strength to achieve the dream.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

A woman's quest in life should be to find the perfect apartment. And I have found the perfect apartment. The perfect apartment is the first floor of the Metropolitan Museum. With a sofa.

Do not submit. It is extremely critical that repression be met full head-on and that it be resisted with every fiber in our being. There is just absolutely no compromise that can be made with it.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on.

There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to which group they belong.