Why should I put a bunch of Cadillacs on the ice, when I can sell out with a bunch of volkswagens

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap?

I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

I'll propose anything where I can make a buck.

Anyone who thinks that God wins or loses games has to have an awfully weak mind.

Rule no man other than your soul.

. . . if there was a hope of comfort for any moment, the heart or head of no human being in this house could yield it . . .

I know thy pride and the naughtiness of thine heart.

I think that dating other musicians can be complicated at times. Especially when they think highly of themselves.

What a miserable thing life is: you're in clover; only the clover isn't good enough.

First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

Beauty and Genius must be kept afar if one would avoid becoming their slave.

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

We pass for what we are.

Freebase? What's free about it?