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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?


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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.



I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.



Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.



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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.



I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

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