Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Don’t tax my income, tax my consumption.

all that I know is that I believe in the sound of music and the running of a horse. all else is squabble.

It’s never too early or too late to benefit beings.

If you feel something in your heart, if you have a vision for it, then it's no longer a risk.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Politics is a people business. I like people.

The growing use of biofuel will be an inestimable contribution to the generation of income, social inclusion and reduction of poverty in many poor countries of the world.

We have a strange and wonderful relationship - he's strange and I'm wonderful.

The rich man is everywhere expected and at home.

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work.