Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

I will no longer mutilate and destroy myself in order to find a secret behind the ruins.

Learn to trust yourself and you will create a meaningful life.

I reinvented myself. I acquired a taste for evil. I found I have a talent for it. And I murdered the old me.

I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team.

The key to all enlightenment is to have personal experiences in the world of light. All you need to do that is to meditate.

I live this life at a pace that anyone can go. Know your place, and dedicate your role ...To the faith that you'll die alone

If anything, people think it's cool that I'm still working. I'm proud to be a working mama in this world.

Marriage is two imperfect people committing themselves to a perfect institution, by making perfect vows from imperfect lips before a perfect God.

Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but does not sow.

Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels.