Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The joy of our success can only be validated by the memory of our origin.

She laughed, and he fell in love.

When one sees one’s own faults, he attains a state of an abode of Self-illuminated Bliss!

More and more I feel like a letter—deposited here, collected there. But a letter addressed to no one.

Attainment is a poor measure of capacity, and ignorance no proof of defect.

It is no doubt possible to fly--but first you must know how to dance like an angel.

Doubt, not self-reflection, comes from a destructive energy, and when it rears its head, I talk to it like a lunatic.

Trees have as much individuality as human beings. Not even two spruces are alike. There is always some kink or curve or bend of bough to single each one out from its fellows.

Frog or pearl, life hid something at the bottom of the cup.

Well, every one can master a grief but he that has it.