Why so much innuendo, draped like ivy to hide a cesspool, when everyone knew the cesspool was there?

We do not remember days, we remember moments.

The only joy in the world is to begin.

Life is pain and the enjoyment of love is an anesthetic.

Remember, writing poetry is like making love: one will never know whether one's own pleasure is shared.

We do not free ourselves from something by avoiding it, but only by living though it.

Lessons are not given, they are taken.

The only joy in the world is to begin. It is good to be alive because living is beginning, always, every moment.

The art of living is the art of knowing how to believe lies. The fearful thing about it is that, not knowing what truth may be, we can still recognize lies.

We never remember days, only moments.

Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world.

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.

Lo, what huge heaps of littleness around!

Despondency is ingratitude; hope is God's worship.

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record.

People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired.

Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries.

I'm afraid a lot of people have lost a lot of money over the years betting on me.

The First Amendment is about how we govern ourselves - not about how we titillate ourselves sexually.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.