Why wait to get old and dream about the things you could have done, when you can start now and look back on the things you did.

Manage me, I'm a mess Turn a page, I'm a book Half unread

Engineering stimulates the mind.

This world is twisted beyond hope, when lowborn smugglers must vouch for the honor of kings.

The whole point of being happy is not feeling like you have a job. I'm sure there are days where you're at your job and you're like, "Oh my god, this is hard."

Birth is of course violent. Menstruation is violent. Trust me, if men's penises opened up once a month and shot blood, we'd be hearing about the violence of it.

Success can only be measured in terms of distance traveled.

The chief foundations of all states, new as well as old or composite, are good laws and good arms.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

We need more male black teachers, tempting them with extra cash if necessary.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.