Why waste your life working for a few shillings a week in a scullery, eighteen hours a day, when a woman could earn a decent wage by selling her body instead?

The most violent element in society is ignorance.

People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take.

Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested - for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day.

The demand for equal rights in every vocation of life is just and fair; but, after all, the most vital right is the right to love and be loved.

To the moralist prostitution does not consist so much in the fact that the woman sells her body, but rather that she sells it out of wedlock.

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.

There's never been a good government.

A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.

Go to the ant thou sluggard consider her ways and be wise.

We might impress people with our strengths, but we connect with people through our weaknesses.

Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.

The curse is an incredible set of blue balls.

Being self-taught is no disgrace; but being self-certified is another matter.

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

I hear you. I just don't believe a word you say.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

Proposition IX. Radiant light consists in Undulations of the Luminiferous Ether.

Celebrity is never more admired than by the negligent.