Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

... knowing what not to know was itself indispensable knowledge.

… this is my first language.” {on Writing}

Think it over, think it under.

Democracy must be our answer to terrorism

You find the wrong boy, you ask for trouble. You find the right boy, you find love.

It is silly to drain others; for when you drain others, you also pick up their vibratory force.

Who looks in the sun will see no light else; but also he will see no shadow. Our life revolves unceasingly, but the centre is ever the same, and the wise will regard only the seasons of the soul.

What's great about America is anybody can run for president. That is literally true.

I like visual imagery in my head.

Hour by hour, day by day, life becomes possible.