Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove!

Never face facts if you do you'll never get up in the morning.

I think Shrek makes an effect in older people. And there are many things in the movie that you saw that are not for kids. Kids would not understand certain things.

For me, touring is about looking after myself.

I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.

I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy.

Hunger is the argument that is driving India to the spinning wheel.

I'm known for being a good listener. Most people need a lot of love and encouragement and I'm more than willing to give a person all the encouragement and time they need.

We have to make sure that we are a force for peace and stability in the world, and that we're prepared to defend freedom and the security of the American people