Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Carnal love is the love of table, not of the host.

Put on a sweater.

I should think the American admiration of five-minute tourists has done more to kill the sacredness of old European beauty and aspiration than multitudes of bombs would have done.

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

Nothing has happened in education until it has happened to a student.

[On Napoleon assuming power in France:] The time of Fable is over, the time of History has begun.

Jazz is not just music, it's a way of life, it's a way of being, a way of thinking.

If you don't know you're in a state of grace, then you're vulnerable to the paralysis of the accusations of the enemy.

A hole in the ice is dangerous only to those who go skating.

There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart.