Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

With what can we feed the soul in the world of emptiness other than with prayer?

The underlying sense of form in my work has been the system of the Universe, or part thereof. For that is a rather large model to work from.

I have been flooded with color on the inside, drab on the outside.

Italy to me is like the mean mother. Whatever I do, it's never good enough. People say I'm the queen of Cannes, but in Italy I get turned down for work.

From the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of higher animals, directly follows.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

I don't think any player lives up to his potential, because people out there put you so high on a pedestal, you'll never be as good as they expect.

There was definitely a lack of any sort of villain in the Clinton era, which is why when Columbine happened, it was easy to pick on me. My face was around and it made good TV.

Life is good - we forget that.