Widows are divided into two classes - the bereaved and relieved.

There is much satisfaction in work well done; praise is sweet; but there can be no happiness equal to the joy of finding a heart that understands.

No happiness equals the joy of finding a heart that understands.

In College average and numbers means everything to a guy.

I'm watching a dream I'll never wake up from.-Spike Speigel

I sit, but I'm still stiff as a board. My hands are clenched tight, as if I'm holding my tears in my palms and if I loose my grip, they'll come tumbling out.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles safe on her nose all the time.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

The reality is, there's still so much we haven't yet figured out. There's still so much stuff that has not been made more, frankly, efficient.

I'm interested in what actors reveal about themselves through the structure of the character.

Tenors get women by the score.

I was just an ordinary player with a big heart and a fighting spirit to recommend me.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Fishermen, no matter what supreme good fortune befalls them, cannot ever be absolutely satisfied. It is a fundamental weakness of intellect.