Wikipedia gets a lot of things wrong.

In an infinite multiverse, there is no such thing as fiction.

Improv is... gods creating worlds.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.

I enjoy doing physical comedy. I'd love, you know, them to throw me some shtick that way. I'd love to do that, if they need physical comedy, if they'd let me display my wares that way.

Some people take offense like it's a limited time offer.

Let's face it there's lots of spoiled kids out there . . . because you can't spank Grandma.

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Being a native of Spain, the country to which I owe much of my education and cultural background, I was deeply influenced by my great predecessor Santiago Ramon y Cajal.

Human beings grew up in forests; we have a natural affinity for them. How lovely a tree is, straining toward the sky.

Jews have been circumcising their boys for thousands of years, and suddenly we are accused of tormenting our children.

I find faith in human perseverance, even as the universe throws challenge after challenge our way.

Pop artists deal with the lowly trivia of possessions and equipment that the present generation is lugging along with it on its safari into the future.

Ensure that you do things differently from everyone else

The inward offer is a kind of spiritual enlightenment, whereby the promises are presented to the hearts of men, as it were, by an inward word.