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You can never totally control your ego, but you can understand it enough to make it control itself by convincing it that you are doing what it wants.

We are tired of having our integrity impugned. We are tired of having our sincerity questioned. We are tired of having our intelligence insulted.

Whatever you want you can get, when you understand the secret of will. But wisdom is needed so that you do not use your will abusively because you'll get hurt.

Ability is not always gauged by examination.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.

There are a lot of people going around where an alien took over their body, and their soul will actually leave and be, like, in a sleep or in a near-death situation.

Those sins that seem most sweet in life, will prove most bitter in death

I don't see anything wrong in sticking your thumb into a guy's eye. Just a little.