Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

Resistance, however, is useless. (1939)

The most difficult part about understanding something is that we understand it all.

Nobody is more individual than you, so be confident with who you are and what you have to offer because everybody has got things to offer.

The return from the walk, and the arrival of tea, should be exactly coincident, and not later than a quarter past four.

Trust the gifts that God has placed within you.

The way of the Cross is not easy, yet it is the tuneful, the rhythmic, the beautiful, the lovely way.

The most unpardonable sin in society is independence of thought.

A writer wastes nothing.

I understood. I have understood. I do understand.

The reason they keep it so tight is that no one liked them, so that without each other, actually, they couldn't exist. They support each other. They support their flaws and everything else.