Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

Strikers are egotists, selfish. We have to be.

I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

I have my way of doing things.

The night has always been my friend. When I go out I feel good, then I always score goals.

If someone criticizes me, I strike back.

When I sleep to much I don't score. That's the reason I like to go out a lot.

The coach should keep out of the way... He is an important figure, of course, but is more likely to lose a match than win it. Matches are won by players.

Messi has all the conditions to be the best.

I'm genuine and people can believe what I say.

Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

My heart is crushed, my knees are weakened. My tears drench my pillow, my tears flood my bed every night. Do you know how much I miss you father of my children.

Vegetation is the basic instrument the creator uses to set all of nature in motion.

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

Dying peacefully means to avoid any immediate cause for anger, fear, or strong desire.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

Plots behind plots, plans behind plans. There was always another secret.

Everything is so superb and breathtaking. I am creeping forward on my belly like they do in war movies.

Entrepreneurship is not really building a product, it's not having an idea, it's not being in the right place at the right time. It's fundamentally company building.

It's like a dream to come to Spain and stay for a couple of years and get somebody to teach me Spanish music.

I would take it to heart if people were mad about something my character did.