Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

A place without meaning is no place to be.

When you stop learning, stop listening, stop looking and asking questions, always new questions, then it is time to die.

most people are perfectly afraid of silence

Actors want to show off and dance in front of you and get your love, because they don't think they're worthy of it in any other way.

Being in love doesn't mean loving.

I believe in God and a higher power. I'm still not the religious type per se because religion tore my family apart. I'm still a little scared and skeptical being one with any faith.

Hold fast to the best of the past and move fast to the best of the future.

I discovered the secret of the sea in meditation upon a dewdrop.

Many of the most significant moments in our lives come not because it all went right but because it all fell apart

I know what it's like to live in a cold climate. I grew up in the Snow Belt, north of Toronto in Canada, and I did years and years of running outside.