Will, without reason, is a blind man's motion; will, against reason, is a madman's motion.

We never better enjoy ourselves than when we most enjoy God.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

The judge is nothing but the law speaking.

Truth is not only a man's ornament but his instrument; it is the great man's glory, and the poor man's stock: a man's truth is his livelihood, his recommendation, his letters of credit.

None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.

Only madmen and fools are pleased with themselves; no wise man is good enough for his own satisfaction.

The Devil often finds work for them who find none for themselves.

When we do any good to others, we do as much, or more, good to ourselves.

The government of man should be the monarchy of reason: it is too often the democracy of passions or the anarchy of humors.

A benefactor is a representative of God.

Fiction cannot betray the truth. Though it must try, " Ernest Hemingway in "Blast".

Imagination is the core of attraction.

Forget being turned on. This man, this kiss, encompassed everything she ever wanted.

Although human life is priceless, we always act as if something had an even greater price than life... but what is that something?

I think we all have had better days in competition.

Innovators and creative geniuses cannot be reared in schools. They are precisely the men who defy what the school has taught them.

I have a broad but not an expert or scholarly background in the Jewish tradition. I've tried to learn what I can from childhood, but I am not an expert on Jewish teachings.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.