Will you punish me forever?

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

But remember this. When God wants to punish us, he gives us just ourselves to care for.

Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited without being lost.

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

The experience of testifying and the aftermath have changed my life.

The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will.' Consider nothing impossible, then treat possibilities as probabilities.

Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets.

If you really want to change someone's life today, don't just pray for them... pray with them.

I'm not a big fan of people knowing too much about me.

She was a triumph over ugliness, so often more beguiling than real beauty, if only because it contains paradox.