William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Nothing can keep you down at the bottom, if your thoughts and beliefs aren't keeping you down.

As long as you're being a copycat, you will never be the best copycat.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a spy detective or a rock star.

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

By definition pop is extremely catchy, whether you like it or not.

Set fire to the broken pieces; start anew.

Live in the moment and be present in all that you do. Don't worry yourself with what happened yesterday or what's going to happen tomorrow. Stay focused with what's in front of you.

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.

We are stronger than we think we are. We have courage that we do not recognize until we need it. We are equal to challenges that we haven't even imagined yet

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!