William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

I have this beast. He comes and goes at will.Silence.He's very powerful.Silence.He has control over me.Silence.I want to come and go at will.Silence.I want to be the powerful one.

You never know what you have till you've lost it.

Each word bears its weight, so you have to read my poems quite slowly.

For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is "take-home pay" because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.

Don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.

I think that it's much more important to do than to say. And you learn that a lot from your kids, who are watching you, you know?

I usually hate going around and doing press. It sort of stresses me out.

As an American citizen, one has to vote. If we don't vote, we're not doing our part. We'll become some sort of oligarchy.

I've worked with a lot of people on music and often times those things don't work out.