Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

I worked for MI6 in the Sixties, during the great witch-hunts, when the shared paranoia of the Cold War gripped the services.

I am lucky enough to live in Miami so dinner on the beach with people I love is one of my favorite ways to relax.

I felt that making records in a traditional way - putting them out in the same way, wasting loads of money - was just a pointless exercise.

Pain comes at me and I take it, chew it for a few minutes, and spit it back out. It's just not my thing anymore.

The segregated schools of today are arguably no more equal than the segregated schools of the past.

Your eyes are beautiful," he said, and she felt warm suddenly, warm in the sun that dappled through the treetops and rested on them in patches.

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

American Suiteheart I must confess Im in love with my own sins

This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits... on the croquet lawn]

There's nothing regular about my life at all, really. I don't keep a regular schedule and every day is different. It's all rather chaotic.