Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

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The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.

Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.

A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

Ignorance is not a capital crime. It is a correctable condition.

The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.

Women don't take enough risks. Men are just 'foot on the gas pedal.' We're not going to close the achievement gap until we close the ambition gap.

I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

Ah! if the pulpit would practice what it preaches, then all would be well.

During holiday parties I end up recycling a lot of my cocktail dresses and just wearing a layering piece, like a blazer and tights, with it.

To get rid of an enemy one must love him.

Just show up and things will happen.

I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

What would possess a family where's there's a husband and wife to want 12 kids or 18 kids? That's just what they feel is meaningful to them. Their family. Expanding a family.