Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

The point is not to be the best, but to be the best you can be.

Your history is not your future.

Why dwell on negative thoughts? When you can think positively.

The thought of hurting him ripped me apart. Ripped me so totally, that I knew, I cared more for him than I did myself.

Do not think your truth can be found by anyone else.

In independent film you tend to have stories that involve more of a community, and the smaller characters are important to the story.

I don't think there's anything wrong being a dreamer.

Once the product's task is known, design the interface first; then implement to the interface design.

Every director should take an acting class.

Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.