Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise! Life flies

I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve.

I am very proud to be a part of '3 Idiots,' and happy that the character has worked in a big way.

From the very first, I knew that it would be so...I smiled to myself, and said, "That -- and none other.

Inherited wealth may be something easily squandered, but inherited poverty is a legacy almost impossible to lose.

We don't want two-tier health care in Canada - one tier for Quebec and another tier for the rest of the country.

Our actions are the evidence of our belief and become the substance of our faith.

Death has more in common with Love than you might imagine.

You are sublimely, exactly, how you need to be at this moment.

I have to say, the coolest person I ever met in my whole life is John Mellencamp. I never met a person who was more secure about himself and his person.