Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

Simplicity and humility, not power or status, will bring you joy and happiness.

Those who were known as sultans and emperors are gone to dust. Their palaces are now known as ruins. This is ultimate power and commands of nature.

At home, we're listening to TV or playing with our computers, so our entertaining is rusting. We don't know how to be good hosts and guests in business situations.

The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.

The higher the levels, the higher the devils.

The American people aren't focused on the debates of the past. They're focused on their future. They're focused on the challenges that we're facing at home and abroad.

Fear is an instructor of great sagacity, and the herald of all revolutions.

Since in order to speak, one must first listen, learn to speak by listening.

The movies and the parts I'm being offered are becoming better and better.

Your friends, family, and kids have to understand that's your priority. It's the only way you can be successful.